I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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