Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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