susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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