Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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