i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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