so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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