Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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