why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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