it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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She's the barista slut.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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