she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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