just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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