I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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