dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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