It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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