so that wasnt chicken after all
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He kissed a someone with a penis
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
