My brain says no but my pants say off.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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