There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
