I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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