the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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