why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm just crazy horny about you
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can't put those talents on a resume
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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