He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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