Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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