Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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