have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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