sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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