Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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