if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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