I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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