it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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