I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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