Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
