I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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