3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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