yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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