I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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