it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Buhtt sex?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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