I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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