The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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