We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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