He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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