Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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