stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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