New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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