That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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