Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
why is half of my head shaved?
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