Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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