Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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