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(443): View more from Maryland

just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad

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(443): just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad http://tfl.nu/g8m9

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I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.

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(813): I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success. http://tfl.nu/8y3e

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(510): View more from California

called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?

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you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.

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(510): called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic? (1-510): you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore. http://tfl.nu/b816

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(765): View more from Indiana

I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college

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(765): I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college http://tfl.nu/2g0y

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(843): View more from South Carolina

i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.

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(843): i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job. http://tfl.nu/jeil

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions

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(262): i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions http://tfl.nu/1ufy

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(949): View more from California

I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.

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(949): I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation. http://tfl.nu/8430

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless

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(724): his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless http://tfl.nu/7ms7

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(916): View more from California

I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...

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(916): I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one... http://tfl.nu/z7kq

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever

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(306): I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever http://tfl.nu/lhkq

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.

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(832): He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits. http://tfl.nu/umk6

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.

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My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.

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(910): I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford. (910): My sex life and finances are equally in shambles. http://tfl.nu/5ti1

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(417): View more from Missouri

Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times

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(417): Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times http://tfl.nu/yrqe

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(607): View more from New York

I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.

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(607): I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year. http://tfl.nu/ajj5

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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.

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Pics or STFU

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(617): Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward. (1-617): Pics or STFU http://tfl.nu/b1yq

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