Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.