Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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