I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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