nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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