the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
