officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The air was thick with penises
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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