Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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