ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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