Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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